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The Stroking Van Dykes
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I am looking to pick up a Stinger off lease. Tell me why I shouldn’t.

Best thing my dad did for me before he passed was give me his complete Snap-On ratchet and wrench set (SAE and Metric). 

I saw a Kubota small tractor for $1500 the other day. It was a 2016 model. That fucker is $10K all day long.

Do you own a chainsaw? If yes, then that’s the most dangerous tool in your house.

I have a wooden handled sledge hammer that I bought because my old one got legs and I needed 8-lbs of oomph. 15 years later and I just replaced the handle.

I got a hammer drill from them to mount bolts into my foundation for my deck. It was $29. Rental: $49. Will I ever use it again? Dear god I hope fucking not. 

If it has a handle and hits things, Harbor Freight. If it stores things, Harbor Freight. If you plan on using it once a year and it is cheaper at Harbor Freight than at the rental place, Harbor Freight. If it has hydraulics, wheels, pistons, pulleys, any sort of mission critical circuitry, led readouts, any sort of

Is this the snap oversteer model or was that older?

A $20 ODB  from Harbor Freight and googling the code will tell you gas cap or not. It never is and Jeeps of that era would tell you on the dashboard that the cap was off or faulty. CP.

Smaller front cog or bigger rear cog is probably the easiest solution

NASCAR still exists?

Or stomping on it to stand it back up lowsiding in a turn with wet leaves or the like.

Alternate Side Parking in Brooklyn in a predominantly minority neighborhood during the Giuliani administration. Game. Set. Match.

Please please please fite

HOAS neither increase nor decrease property values. They often just add an additional layer of code enforcement and are often designed to exclude minority ownership in HOA controlled communities.

I am slightly erect at the sight of that

So, a Yaris.

Knoxville, TN. Hands down the shittiest car city in the US. Paycheck to paycheck living combined with buy here/pay here financing and zero inspections leads to parking lots full of headlights taped on and oil slicks in the parking spots

The wildly unsafe abandon in the use of that cutoff tool made me miss my non-fuck-giving-and-long-dead father for a second. Then I remembered he rigged a cutout on my FJ that got stuck open and I got a ticket on the way to school and he blamed me for it.

This is an underappreciated car.