How soon before he and JonTron are running Breitbart’s Gaming section?

The NPCs have an insane amount of dialogue permutations. They all have one for each state of their daily schedule (working, walking to work, sleeping) and then a bunch of minor changes and alternate dialogue based on things like if it’s raining or if Link is naked.

I was running from Moblins and I dropped a bomb so I could detonate it as they closed in. The Moblin kicked to bomb back at me. Almost blew myself up.

Making cartridges taste bad isn’t free.

Were you hoping for an in-game revelation that the hookshot was cut? Have you been anticipating the moment, 100 hours into Breath of the Wild, where Ganon looks at Link with a sinister smile and says, “There’s no hookshot!” Were you hoping to spend 400 hours uncovering every inch of Breath of the Wild’s massive world…

Bonus interview excerpt!

First it’s “Waaaaaah no 3rd parties” now it’s “waaaaah there is third parties”

Well, Hyrule Warriors is a Dynasty Warriors game, not a Zelda game.

Made by Level-5, published by Namco Bandai.

Yes but can you date Barret?????

I think this is how TV will be going forward, and I’m OK with that.

If Rebels hadn’t ruined the canon

IDK. I’m happy with FFXV as it is and I think it’s well past time for them to move on. I’m sure they’ll spend this year doing DLCs and then a Definitive Edition that includes them all (and comes to PC), but after that, they should say bye to Noctis and crew for good. It’s been long enough.

I do not envy these people. It’s raw and sensitve as hell and no matter what choice they make it’ll be the wrong one to a number of people.

it is canon. as specified by disney when they took over, and as reinforced by disney when they, you know, animated him.

Disney says otherwise. And Maul’s amazingly a lot better character in these cartoons than he ever was in live-action.

My uncle was a pilot for air canada. He used to tell stories of flying why shitfaced. There was one flight he has talked about a number of times where he was copilot and he doesn’t remember leaving the bar in vancouver. His memory from that day restarts somewhere over Ontario.

what’s a suikoden

I really enjoyed this list, Kirk. But allow me to add this to the Recommended Stories tab:

After looking at my phone and realizing we still had an hour and thirty minutes left, I turned to my friend and whispered “we’re getting drinks after this.”