Where did you buy your day-wedding dress, because I had literally the exact same situation a week ago (only difference being that I drooled on, rather than trying on, the excruciatingly overpriced ones), concluded that the world had become a barren and hideous place full of ugly things except for rich people, and…

Legit squeaked out a sob before I realized it

You have distilled the essence of how I feel about him into a single sentence - bravo.

OH MY GOD ... brain broke ... is real?? whaaaaaaat

Um Texas Pete’s FTW! I lick that shit off my fingers.

Please, this name is epic and you know it. It captures the essence of boatness so purely, it’s Socratic. Besides, if they’d named it something lame like Resilient or Explorer, you and I would NEVER HAVE HEARD OF IT. Truth.

Shirt 1 is on backward - you can see the tag through the fabric - and it is KILLING me. Does no one else see this??

What’s the one with the girl walking over sand/snow at 5:42?

Wow, dick. Thanks to this comment I just clicked on Chan’s name and read a bunch of his recent stuff. Hope you’re happy, hater!

Have they even talked to any of these millennials who allegedly want to be surrounded by texters in the theater? I’m pretty sure most of us would say “Hell, naw.”

Psssshhhhh, speak for yourself, cashews are to nut mix what cantaloupe is to fruit salad. And they both have the same nauseating blandness so.

Nothing more disturbing than mirrored shots, symmetry be damned

“never had this problem with past girlfriends” = most of your past girlfriends didn’t trust or respect you enough to be real during sex, i.e. they were FAKING IT. Dumbass. Not coincidentally, I’ve only heard this from guys whose actions showed they believe that women universally come from penetration only - no clit…

She sounds pure evil. I’m so sorry!! Maybe your other friends will get the picture and ditch the bitch ... I’d encourage you not to give up on them, because who knows what she’s been telling them. Fight it! But what a terrible human being. Sometimes childhood friends can be the absolute worst, because there’s no…

I loathe most shades of pink, so this is EXACTLY what I’m going to be doing. Gives me two reasons :)

Props to you for continuing to fight the good fight on this. Peanut precautions are the butt of a lot of jokes these days, but as someone with a father with a lethal allergy, I too know there is nothing funny about a danger that could literally kill your child. When I have one of my own one day, if it turns out that…

Yeah but asking to prove a “safe” level is asking to prove a negative, which is by definition impossible. i.e. Prove this alcohol doesn’t harm my baby. That logic is B.S. I would be far more likely to take this pearl-clutching seriously if they said, “Our studies do suggest that X is an unsafe amount.” But they won’t,…

literally made me LOL. you can pry my tea from my cold dead fingers.

Yup, it’s a “fake motion” ride which I think is why it makes people sick - same principle as a car (look like you’re moving, body feels like you’re not) only worse. And it’s much more realistic than a lot of their older fake-motion rides. Testimony: I LOVED this ride for all of the views of Hogwarts, but I’m mostly…

The background looked great, but the first thing my friends and I said upon seeing the trailer was, “Ugh, too CGI. They’ve ruined it.”