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Batman understands that if magic works, it works by a mechanism, that can be understood, quantified, etc. There is no magic, there is only that which is not yet explained. 

Superman looks like crap ,darken the colors if you must but the redesign still looks like crap .

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The “It’s the Enterprise!” bit from that space battle is one of my favourite scenes in any Star Trek movie, even if I’m not the biggest fan of First Contact overall*.

Little?

Tough little ship

Did anyone hear this?

Paul Walker thought he had found one

Right, you made it a minute, uh huh. More like you’re pressed and obsessed with this popular franchise to the point that you’re analyzing and criticizing placeholder scenes in an action movie on the Internet. Edgy af.

Man, you seem really affected by two moments that have a combined time of a minute and a half. Fast forwarding must have been exhausting for you, especially considering you just described the scene in ridiculous detail despite the fact that you didn’t “savor” those awful awful moments. Sounds like this is bordering on

Switches from “ugggghhh, repetitive” to a crazy person’s list of picked nits; wrongly believes I have any interest whatsoever in wasting an entire night debating a movie with the real-life version of The Simpsons’ Comic Book Guy.

Yes, yes, Christ, we know the drill. Look everybody, Superior-on-the-Internet Man is not satisfied with some popular thing. If it’s too different, it’s weird; if it isn’t different enough, it’s boring; if anyone likes it, they’re stupid; if anyone defends it, they’re butthurt. All shall bow before

Yeah. I didn’t go into it with any expectations, so I was able to enjoy it for what it was. Considering their budget compared to a big budget film, the logistics involved in getting all those actors to jump all over the place to film all those crossover scenes together and the amount of work it took to create a

And BvS isn’t?

Learn from the mistakes of BvS.

forced is the airport scene in CW

Now all we have to do is research what this behaviour and liking Batman Vs Superman have in common.

It does once you take the things I mentioned into account.

The “Martha” moment works exceptionally well

It’s been on cable lately so I’ve seen it a handful more times (I have the TV on all day basically as background noise) and EVERY TIME that scene comes up, I can’t help but wonder how dozens of filmmaking professionals stood around while shooting that scene and no one said, “guys this is some stupid shit.”

explicit statements! claims! some with “moderate confidence”! i guess that settles it