WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?

Stop yelling at us, Uncle Bobby!

Gettin trolled Bobbay

I KNOW

You go to your room, RIGHT NOW, and think about what you’ve just said.

Wow, Patti sure LaPOWNED Madonna!

All the bottles are still white, tho.

I would not have anticipated that I’d love a red latex baby doll dress. And yet, here we are, in adoration.

Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint for the adults.

Wait a few years. I’m sure Elon Musk has a Snowpiercer in the works.

I know its supposed to be pronounced “fire”, but i keep reading it as “fry”. Then i get confused/hopeful that this was a french fry festival and wonder how they would fuck that up.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

I mean, honest to gosh I’m not trying to be pedantic about it. I just can’t watch the video right now so my brain is all ‘well did he back him into one of those little alcoves that leads to the door? Those kinda have corners.’

Or maybe Trump knocked out a wall to build an alcove/altar to his glory?

Trump may be a racist sexist piece of shit but that doesn’t excuse the continued crime of using the word “literal” where it “literally” does not belong.

host John Dickerson backed Donald Trump into a literal corner

Does anyone go to journalism school anymore? For the love of god, INVERTED PYRAMID, PEOPLE

I want him to partner with Kendall Jenner next year.

“You need to do something else now that in no way involves planning extravagant island festivals.”

she proved that pregnancy couldn’t stop her from winning her 23rd Grand Slam! I don’t even know what a grand slam is but am certain it’s an incredible feat.

“Potato boys” is a description I never knew I needed until this very moment! Bless you, dear child!