I am so sick of media sycophants drooling when McMaster, Vice President Q-Tip, Tillerson, and Nikki fuckin Haley (I have a rant about her in another post later) go out and say something reasonable. It doesn’t fucking matter. The buck stops with Our Orange Overlord sitting on the toilet tweeting between cartoons. He is…

For a split second I thought “Oh Audrey Hepbu-” then realized and washed my brain out with soap.

Drop the mic, you majestic bastard. You’ve won.

It’s a sad statement on the American energy sector when even somebody as talented as Janet Jackson can’t keep her mining job.

You have to go to Edible Arrangements for that.

It’s JUST like the new scrolling blog!

I am much too old for 1D and I do not get at all why he’s attractive. I do not get it.

“I’d like a fistful of bologna. No, no need to wrap it up. I’ll carry it.”

He put the design up on a print-on-demand service. He also gets a cut when other people buy it...it’s not much, but helps offset his enormous ammo expenses.

You can argue that the bags are dumb, but the “his art” in that sentence refers to his larger body of art, which includes this, among other things:

Fuck all of you Social Justice Warriors. Tarzan was about a white man who is raised by apes.

I feel like princesses is a weird ass hill to die on, too. Save that battle for vegetables, or dating boys with goatees.

Not gonna lie. I feel better.

I google “hormonal changes in middle aged women” when I’m feeling hot.

Never forget. This was Candace’s brother’s birthday party. 3 and a half feet of Subway sandwiches, half a Sunny D and two of the most despondent women ever photographed.

Apropos of not much, The Roman Spring of Mrs. Stone was on TV last night, and damn, it’s very easy to understand how just about everyone in Hollywood back then wanted to fuck Warren Beatty. He was like, cut. From marble.

Old man finally accepts award.

Folk music legend finally accepts award. [Page Six]

Well the person inside the grocery self-checkout is a dick. Don’t let her bully you.

Great news, but let’s see if they’re convicted.