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straightsassage

So gay.

Finally caught that goddamn Ginger-Bread Man

Jared Goff is essentially Aaron Rodger’s brother playing Quarterback.

DO NOT FUCK WITH MY FANTASY TEAM.

So much senseless clicking... #MouseLivesMatter

Let’s stick to Ginger-Bread Man jokes, no one feels like thinking that much.

NEVER, trust a ginger.

When the referee does this thing like waving his hands in the fucking air, usually means the play is dead.

Jared Scoff

DAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

Re-Tread Taylor

Tim Teeball

Anal onion insertion is very common these days.

Great. Now I have to whack-off.

Shaun Hill: “Uh, guys, I can play QB...”

Nowadays parents just find out via their kids smartphones, always erase those dick pics kids.

When these kids “grow” up, they need to thank the men of today for being the guinea pigs for dong enhancement.

Aren’t we advanced enough to just create robotic policeman?

Go to LiveLeak, this ain’t nothin, homie.

You probably think the Mets still have a chance to win the World Series this year, don’t you? Poor guy.