What the fuck was Portillo’s doing?

He’s one of those guys who tries his hardest to look like he works out but really is moob-titted turkey neck.

That just covers his basic amenities, he’s making millions in “campaign funding” and greasy under the table hand-jobs.

Notre Dame is taking the right steps to being a powerhouse in the NCAA.

Obviously coming back from where they got the Weed.

Sending dick pics (just the tip).....NOW

Hey the word Rape is in his last name....

I literally could care more about the texture of my own shit than anything Olympics.

Ryan Lochte doesn’t even know his own birthday.

Dayna Evans < Joe Rogan

Can we get any details on the Pedro Gomez porn?

Sassage and Peppers and Onion Ring samplers....

-1 for your name alone.

Jared Leto, his name is Jared. Fag.

No more cock hoe?

Finally someone with a realistic taek on this HOF shit, thank you.

Did you beat off to this picture somewhere in between Copy & Pasting?

Dude, you’re obviously old as fuck.