@peterwhite034001: Wait, since when did anyone come to Deadspin for evenhanded, unbiased coverage of anything? Especially sports?
I took it to be a sign of SVP's rebellious nature. "Fuck 'I gotta'. Fuck it right in the ear."
We worked for Maple Street, and we weren't offered any anal.
If something as simple as trading seats with a friend can land you this level of notoriety...
I was told there would be no clothing.
Mark's seatmate is seen here wondering why he never got the peanuts or in-flight meal he was promised when his ticket was purchased.
Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he once called me a walking, talking pile of pigshit.
"The boy—who I assume is William The III—is now 22"
I had a regional version of this moment when Derrick Thomas died. He was my favorite Chief growing up, he had some indiscretions and some positive contributions to society. But most of all he died young, so we never saw what his next career move was going to be. I still wonder if that helped get him into the HOF.
I bet he's having a sticker made for his truck of Calvin pissing on the Arizona logo.
I don't mind Normal Nutz, as long as they add the prefix "Smaller Than".
@Bobby_Big_Wheel: I was intentionally referring only to the regular season, but seeing as how I didn't say so, I deserved that.
Hey, I only took the ones nobody else wanted. I'm what you call "the safety net".
I was really disappointed that Sela Ward didn't show up in the Cougars preview. If I was going to get Cougar'd, she'd be on my list.
The very first one was NW State vs. Winthrop, and every other one has had a MEAC or SWAC entrant.
As a freelance writer, I guess I'm one of those "contractors" they're talking about. The part I don't get about that is: I don't use any of ESPN's brick-and-mortar facilities or draw any benefits. How is that I'm the $ drain that needs to be cut?