It’s the future we all want, I suppose. Sigh.

*Punches* Welcome to Jakku-f.

>Moffat’s clearly running on empty
>Helms two of the most internationally successful BBC shows.

But keep trying to be a critical cultural hipster. You might just get your io9 column, yet.

I swear to Yoda, Disney should just release a “Make Your Own Cut” of the movies. Then, and only then, happy will Star Wars fans be.

Not gonna lie, I did like that joke, but this is a damn good point.

I agree with most of this. It was funny but it felt wrong, especially Kermit’s character. His love not just for Piggy but for the “show” was also part of what made the old show so joyful. Like the show would be a disaster, but they tried their best and had fun.

Though you are off-base about the Animal line. Animal…

Hands-down the automatically-opening door.

Then what’s the point of the video call if you’re both just looking at the camera?

I watch my own face anyway, because I am a narcissist.

I saw this article saying that Repubs are only making a big deal out of PP and abortion to drum up their turnout like w/ gay marriage in 2004

After the backlash though, it’s doubtful he’d make that mistake again.

JJ made him Han Solo.

Yeah me too! I’m like “FUCK YOU FOR FEELING THINGS AND HAVING EMOTIONS LIKE A PERSON!” It’s better than sex, well easier to get that is.

I hate what the internet is doing to the beauty of written language. “Because _______” isn’t clever it’s lazy. Using “super” four times in a row is simply bad writing.

You might as well ask when people with get tired of myths and gods. If all of recorded human history is any indication the answer is: Never.

Just get it over with and kiss you two.

I see what you did there.

We all clicked on it, so it’s working....

Oh man, I just think of all the time I invested in making romantic mixtapes. Now these kids spend 10 minutes and e-mail their crush a playlist. Now excuse, I think I see some whipper-snappers on my lawn I have to chase.....

Wow, that is a pretty apt and believable analysis of what the PT was missing that the OT had. Bravo. 12 Parsecs of Internets for you, sir!

It bugged me, too. And then I was immediately annoyed with myself.