You do asbestos you can.

Isn’t Joey Gallo dead?

How the fuck is Kawhi landing on Zaza’s foot ‘Zaza Pachulia came down hard on Kawhi Leonard’s foot’?

Hey Alexa/Cortana/whatever-Google-named-its-thing, why do I need you or any of these other devices when your software is already available on my phone?

Very well said. Thank you for sharing that. I’ve never dealt with anything nearly so traumatic, but I imagine people who have might need those words exactly. Thank you.

Thanks for sharing. <3

“someone else died for reasons tied to you being involved with them”

Since Elon is already in the space launch business, can we start jettisoning trash into the sun now?

pretty sure that much pepto will kill you

Opps, my bad. Completely glossed over that bit of information. :)

Whoa whoa whoa... wait...

Isn’t the point of a high five literally to put your hand on another person?

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

Made by Black and Decker! [/humor]

Thanks!

“For a Giants defense that was without Jason Pierre-Paul ... it was all hands on deck.”

His team is garbage (trust me, I live in Phoenix, I watch this in pain every week), but he does some seriously absurd shit every week. This clip might be the most incredible of the season, and you should consider putting it in the story.

No need to get violent; I was just being Sealy.

Jameis looking for the line of scrimmage on that last play: