By “opera pigs,” I assume you mean Pigoletto.

And Zaphod Cheetolbrox does his “I’m right here” hand thing, then tries his handshake bullshit. Macron stops him, this gives him the “You did your best, sport” arm pat.

I would have cared, a lot, as a child. Being able to remove the dolls clothes was very important. I also think it sends a really bad message to young girls that there’s a part of the doll’s body that needs a, well, essentially a chastity belt.

I recently bought some cute, anatomically correct, highly detailed cloth…

“blatant favoritism to blacks”

“White trash” was a term coined to describe lower class whites by the white upperclass sooo....its classist, not racist. Also, racism against white people by POC is like, not a thing that exists, regardless of the socioeconomic class of whites and the POC in question.

Why do people assume that jokes making fun of Trump and Putin are making fun of homosexuality? The joke isn’t that two men being in love is laughable, it’s that Trump and Putin are “in bed together”- that they are so closely and privately aligned, they might as well be intimate. If we had Kellyanne Conway instead of…

Yeah. My theory is that Trump only has three ways of dealing with people: bullying, lying, and flirting. It’s the same reason why he can’t compliment his daughter without making it sound sexual; it’s not that he is flirting with her, it’s just that flirting is the closest that he gets to an authentically non-hostile…

Settle down and finish your pizza rolls.

I would love to see a band follow him around and every time he does something stupid, they start playing this.

I’m just going to post my comment verbatim from the Fusion post on this yesterday. The tl;dr version is that under our immigration laws you can’t simply “issue a visa” to someone fleeing harm, which sucks for the Chechens and makes everything more difficult.

Memba berry time!

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

Dude is smuggling a geoduck in his pants.

Man fuck Bernie.

These trash asses are affected by flights and shitty airlines, but won’t ever have to worry about racial profiling or being targeted by police. So why bother fixing a problem they’ll never have?

This is not some innate cultural feature; merely sloppy, uneducated poor English; and people who speak poor English typically stay poor.

“In spades.” You couldn’t help yourself, could you? Just because you don’t understand AAVE doesn’t mean it’s not English. AAVE is not the “expressions of slaves and poverty,” it’s a cultural dialect. There’s a rich guy—you’ve probably heard of him—who can’t speak English worth a goddamn, and he’s literally the…

So let me get this. It’s called a dialect when you are white but it’s “ghetto-speak” when it’s black. How’s your American?

It always seemed like a possibility to me. Late summer, especially, it seemed like an extremely real possibility after the “grab ‘em by the pussy” video SOMEHOW didn’t just completely obliterate Trump’s campaign. And seeing that Trump’s and Clinton’s favorability ratings were both net negative—and something like the…

Also, when the Cubs won the world series. that was a warning that things were happening that normally would be impossible.