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Yup...I read this article after seeing the one about the dude in Chicago. How aren’t there more ass whoopings in these situations? I would have LOVED to have been on the scene in Chicago when that asshole was talking that shit and spitting on people...we would have BOTH caught assault charges.

Dominique Wilkins is 57 years old!?! Sheesh...of course he is, but GOD DAMN that makes me feel old as hell. We all turn to dust, and now I am sad.

Billy can’t write his way out of a wet paper bag. And I’ve said it before, but it has nothing to do with his style or prose. His IDEAS are terrible.

“weapons-grade LeBron” is the best phrase I’ll hear all day. +1

LOL. I’m a straight black dude, ex-jock, pushing 40...and I still sing my ass off when “If Only” shuffles around on my iTunes. That’s just a good fucking song.

Yup! I can definitely see Dahntay’s “intangibles” and “veteran presence” stretching this series to 6 or 7 games.

LOL...right?

I don’t get a headache...I just get the stuffy nose. And while I don’t know that it gives me a “super erection”...it certainly gives me a better and more reliable erection.

The day after the encounter, Fair received a call from Old Town’s corporate office asking her to come in. They explained that they had decided to terminate Spencer’s contract, but added that nevertheless, Fair shouldn’t make a habit of accosting patrons.“I said, ‘I’ll make a deal with you: Don’t let another Nazi in,

Yeah. I fucks wit you.

I blame those fuck-ass Atlanta Falcons. God damn you, The Falcons.

I had a comment planned along these lines, but I couldn’t figure out the execution. Yours gets the point across, and is good enough. +1

GIVE RUSS HIS DAMN TROPHY!!

Oh, so you just forgot about his star turn in Killer Klowns From Outer Space?

Give the man his damn trophy!

I’m old. But kids/millenials/whippersnappers/Mumblerap fans/manchildren...why in the fuck would you ever film yourself doing something like this? Do you play it back and masturbate furiously to it? Do you show it to women or teammates to impress them? Is there any benefit, upside, or payoff to filming this?

What a shit comment. Here, I’ll do it too;

Goddamn, PJ Tucker is one angry, riled up sonofabitch. Man, that is a tough guy! What happens if 3 guys aren’t holding ol’ Charlie Bronson back there? Does he murder Lance with his bare hands? Pile drive him through the hardwood? Seriously, look at that asshole. Tough, angry basketball guy right there. All that

I honestly can’t tell if this is sarcasm or not...but I chuckled reading this comment. So, job well done. Unless it wasn’t sarcasm...in which case, fuck off.

Now please...give this man his goddamn award. All this “but Harden”, “but Kawhi” shit is making me nervous that the Mike Lupica/Mitch Albom/Sports Reporters crowd is going to conspire to dick Russ out of his MVP.