“Jeffrosenberg Tan” won’t win. But man...that is incredible. Too low-key and understated to make any real noise in this tourney. But still...what a fucking name. And because I’m both impressed, and bored at work...Jeffrosenberg and I are now connected on LinkedIn.

Activision knows that those who do buy the yearly COD are deeply hooked on the Memberberries, and are desperate to have fun with this game that they think will transport them back 10 years to when the game (and life) was good and fun for them.

Agree 100% with your second point. It’s why I didn’t buy this one until I could get it for $20, and even then, only played it for a week. There is no “playing smart” in this one...it’s just run, jump, and slide as quickly as you can, until you get shot in the back after about 8 seconds.

Better career...Joel Embiid or Greg Oden?

And somehow Kaepernick still can’t get a job, huh? Fuck outta here, NFL.

Late as hell on my reply, but I thought so too. How come no one ever really brought up the fact that they just completely ripped off Killzone’s story?

Damn. YourMajesty Lumpkins jumps right off the page and smacks you in the face. And he (she?) is only a damn 6-seed! NOTY might be the most competitive battle on the planet...it does not fuck around.

Don’t you even think about stopping, Burneko. We need these posts every week until Russ gets his damn MVP.

I’m gonna need some variation of this post every week until Adam Silver hands Russ his MVP this year.

Oh no. No. No. No.

This guy calls to mind Quentin Tarantino, if he had been raised by Todd Marinovich’s dad.

Compared to a black person in Canada, or a First Nations person in Canada? Unequivocally “Yes”, you are in a privileged position.

That sounds right. Thanks!

Is there some particular reason that I assumed you were Australian all this time? There has to be, right? Why the hell did I think you were Australian, Owen?!?

Ah...The show that first taught me to hate Old White Men. Good riddance.

The Citizen Kane of missed dunks;

Re-watching the Thanksgiving episode with Heavy D is a holiday tradition in my house. It’s on an old VHS tape, back-to-back with the Martin episode where Bruh’man eats all the Thanksgiving dinner after the men vs. women cookoff.

The whole “rivalry” and it’s accompanying coverage on Deadspin cracked me up from start to finish. But I now respect its intentions, and I actually come away from the whole thing liking this jamoke. Didn’t think that I’d come away saying, “ya know, Bob Diaco seems alright” when I initially clicked on this post.

Sports gamers are people too!!!!!