You know Jeopardy is bringing the big guns, when the final category is African Geography. All of us who grew up on “Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?”Gameshow, knows that the kids who got that Africa map for the final, were fucked from Cape Agulhas to Ras Ben Sakka.

Sort of a south-of-the-border version of the Tim Tebow CFL Chronicles?

I still can’t quite grasp that we may never see the fully realized JNCO’s Surge Stadium (Sponsored by: No Fear).
It was gonna be super bitchin’, bro. 

A Gap penetration. Backside penetration. Rub routes.

I blame the injury on the airbag not deploying during the Carr crash.

And the pitcher, who struck out the final batter while holding a two-run lead, gets charged with an “L.”

Obligatory. (Why is the original an mp4?...i swear...)

Who the hell is Darth Vader?

So it seems the “optimal” way to experience everything is: Create party of 4, plow through those 4 characters chapter X, use the other characters in another party, plow through their chapter X, rinse-repeat for X+1 (maybe reshuffling party)

This guy was the most Utah Jazz player in the world a solid 2 years before they even drafted him

“A disaster here in Russia for Germany!”

Good lord, man. Fast and savage (just like Drew’s mom). Kudos.

Chef: MY MOM

before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s remember that he has two brothers that aren’t retiring.

Just another reminder that she should have been signed to one of the 12 teams from the start. She’s shown more grace and maturity than the other supposed big name players who are now out of the league.

You don’t never fuck around with Unci. See also:

Ah yes, as everybody knows, when you want to capitalize on somebody’s name for clicks, you leave their name out of the headline, don’t mention them at all until the third paragraph of the story, and write the story about how much their coach sucks. This is good and informed media analysis and you’re not at all a…

In fact, yes! You might even say that the December blog about Thibodeau over-relying on his starters and burning them out before the playoffs arrive is specifically mentioned and linked to in the post above this comment section.