You could have made all that up and most of us wouldn’t have known.

It’s not the price tag—which may end up being a bargain—it’s that in four years they’ve changed their mind about having him on the team 3 times.

I feel dumb for trying to fact check this

LeBron James will never be as successful as Michael Jordan.

This is fucking fantastic.

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

This guy gets it.

Fun fact: Russell Westbrook, James Harden, and Kevin Durant were once all on the same team.

Looking only at the provided GIFs, kind of feel like most the blame should be put on the first baseman. He could’ve easily left the bag to make that catch and still had plenty of time to touch the base before the runner (who was barely halfway to the base when the throw arrived) got there. Instead he tried to keep his…

As a late luncher, it’s not about being too busy, it’s about hating other people.

Wypipo - come get your uncle or your Pastor or your accountant, Matt, in these grey comments please.

Fair enough. But “pretty disappointing” is kind of an upgrade right now.

Let’s hear it for David Price for both noting the symptoms and pointing him to some help. That’s some good work right there.

That’s the ticket...

Those moments have come as a private school

Bruh, Twitter isn’t winning shit except a popularity contest with a grand prize of zero profit.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

Huh, LeBron carries them on his back during dance routines too.

for the sexual thrill

If they end the season in sole possession of the third-worst record, they’ll have a 56 percent chance of landing in the top three in the lottery. If they end in sole possession of the second-worst record, they’ll have a 47 percent chance.