stillcelinedionthecannibalassassin
CelineDionTheCannibalAssassin
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Yaaaay 'Murica. Keeping priorities in check

I do. I still try and counter his nonsense, because there should always be pushback

I literally just found out about the whole "scandal" of him being accused of having a black ancestor yesterday.

Nothing, because there's no way this partisan panel will honestly investigate one of their own

I think he was trying to say that the President-For-Now was ignoring a tragedy because black people were the victims, rather than bring up one of those bullshitty "if the Blacks are so great, why are they all on crime and committing welfare? Stupid liberals" etc etc… But he could definitely have worded his comment

UNLESS HIS EMAILS ARE ON A PRIVATE SERVER, YOU'D BE WRONG THERE BUDDY!!

Is that why the always undefined "Coastal Elites and Minorities" manages to include apparently the very wealthy (but only through creating or leading/working at a tech or solar power company of course, oilmen are the kind of elite that got there through smarts and hard work), the poorest segments of society, and all

Hoping for it obviously doesn't have any insinuation whatsoever, something this administration has been very clear on Mr. Comey

At least Gary Busey would be actively trying to do his job right, if incompetently.

Whoof. Brownback->Kobach has got to be shitty thing to see happen. How do you not learn your lesson the first time?!

On NPR yesterday, Kobach was being interviewed and the interviewer asked him about the baseless claim that millions of illegal immigrants voted for Clinton and that's why he lost the popular vote.

I'm glad to know that even in hell, she manages to get laid. Better than I'm doing alive here on Earth

My father insists that the point of the electoral college is to stop us from putting "socialists" in charge by general election, like those fucking useless pieces of shit running California. I wish I had reminded him that the majority of Senators and governors are Republicans elected by direct popular vote. Or that

I agree, and thanks for the word "twatwaffle"

It's their most overwhelming talent!

That's really kind of you to share your cocaine high with everyone who winds up using your blood

What's worse is the clear Republican trajectory: Daddy "I can actually successfully handle military conflicts" Bush, down to Baby "I want to avenge my country by forgetting which one is Saudi Arabia" Bush, all the way down to Donald "Come on Ivanka, it's my birthday; the military is like when you're head cheerleader,

How did people manage monarchies, where they literally had no value and were subject to the whims of actual children with absolute power?

All these eugenics and Donald Trump is still alive fml

He must have gotten his, um, "family values" from somewhere. "If she wasn't my daughter…"