It’s also just as fucking humiliating to say. I’ll be goddamned if I’m going to order the “Razmatazz” smoothie or the “Choco Glue Stick Mega Kush” or whatever. Just give me some numbers. I’ll have the #3. Do they just get off on making people speak gobbledygook?

Wow! Other countries hate their leaders, too. What a world.

You know the readers of AV Club don’t know shit about comedy when someone lumps Joe Rogan, Bill Maher, and Tucker Carlson into the same category. Seriously, what are you even talking about? Please explain how Rogan and Maher are being “held accountable” by this Democrat system of checks and balances that cancel…

I ironed down this rule the same way I did for “who” and “whom.” When you would use the objective case (including our prepositional friend “between”), you use the object pronoun me, him, her, us. Of course the fact of the matter is we are forever trending towards informality and old fashioned rules like this are…

Thank you for this. I would say it’s a thankless job, but it looks like you are receiving your well-deserved thanks. It galls me that someone was paid to write this utter nonsense. YOU should be paid for this savage takedown of not just sloppy journalism, because that’s giving it too much credit...more like sloppy…

Tripling down? Quadrupling down? They won’t let it go. I love that the overall conceit is that no, it’s still not okay, it’s still not good enough, and yet they begrudgingly admit the apology was great. So WTF do they want?

It’s just insane. Almost every comment was negative, and certainly all the top comments. But I guess even when everyone tells you the story is nothing and you should feel bad for writing it, you still got the clicks.

I love that two of the “tricks” are just common decency: know your name and go for a walk with me. And yet apparently you need to devote countless hours to teaching them—and by teaching I mean bribing with, as the article states, the “really good” treats. Like, yay, I put a Malcolm Gladwell level amount of time and…

Lots of? From what I can find, there are exactly two states that have strict laws: Colorado and Utah. Colorado seems to be the worst offender and appears to be in the process of trying to ease those antiquated restrictions.

ME 2 LE. Still. It is a LOT harder than ME 1. I had to lower the difficulty, lol, and I’m still getting my ass handed to me. Finally realizing how important (and boring) it is to mine planets for resources for upgrades.

LMAO! “UPDATE [6/2/2021]: The headline of this piece has been changed to reflect that the Veiled Prophet Ball, and not Ellie Kemper herself, has ties to racism and white supremacy”

Cicadas are members of hemiptera, the “true bugs,” so thank you for being technically correct. The best kind of correct.

Well now hive seen it all.

I know it’s a thing, but people who don’t like the taste of water...I mean I hate to kink shame, but what is up with those freaks?

“sexist against men,” lol. Men are far too emotional. If they could just be calm, cool, and rational they would realize that this isn’t a thing.

lol, ya and “discriminate” just means to make a differentiation between things. That doesn’t change the fact that it carries a boatload of negative connotations. Same with “crony.” It mostly certainly does not *just* mean friend. Words evolve without our permission.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I have an English degree. I took a lot of classes in literary criticism, feminist literature, and African American literature, both as an undergrad and in graduate school. Not once did we touch on CRT. Granted, this was in the early 2000s, but as we all know Critical Race…

Okay, Jezebel staffers, we need a like 200-word article about Christina Hendricks and how people just wanted to talk about her breasts. Who here would be best to tackle this? Let’s see...Emily, so you’ve never seen the show and yet you somehow both hate it and don’t even get it, and you somehow even avoided absorbing…

I’m here for the horny comments.