god i suck at this new format

Let's have a line-up.

Don't question the impenetrable fortress of victimhood. How else can one maintain and rationalize unending special treatment?

"From night to night, odds are Clyde Frazier is best thing going during any given Knicks telecast."
You can't make it through your first fucking sentence without an error? Seriously? Did you type this on your iPhone while taking a shit? Be a goddamned adult and check your fucking work. People are reading this.

Oh I see! This is an argument you two are having about politics, not about the text of the post. Sorry!

Donte's right. They aren't always "gang" signs. Sometimes they're traffic signs. But you can ignore those too.

But what does Dartmouth the school have to do with the student getting acquitted? I get that both the justice system and Dartmouth have lots of work to do with regards to rape, but it seems like you're conflating two separate issues here.

Looking forward to the follow-up article "Shut up about grammar and spelling".

Did you try "Report: Qatar Mom Develops One Weird Trick To Kill More People Than 9/11?"

Written by some scum fuck who works for one of the shittiest, least respected, click bait ridden, sensationalist, offshore based, tax evading blog sites on planet Earth. Not to mention all the bloggers are just limp wristed, white hipsters who probably still live with mommy and daddy

Oh please do go on FAHTING out more incoherent gibberish which shows you know NOTHING about:

No. I will not shut up. There's a difference between writing a good headline and the "Most amazing story you'll see all day!" garbage HuffPo (and Gawker sometimes) is known for. That is the fucking worst.

Sensationalized headlines used to make not-so-life-or-death stories sound like its LITERALLY LIFE OR DEATH is lame click baity garbage used to drive eyes to stories that don't deserve it.

Does anyone here know how to use the apostrophe?

God hates Jim Kelly.
He lost two straight Super Bowls. Twice.
Jaw cancer. Twice.
He had a daughter, thereby failing to pass on his quarterbacking DNA. TWICE.

In the Post's defense, both Quinton Ross' were minorities.

Parents of kids with food allergies. Ugh.

What was this recorded on, VHS?

Pity we have only 1 FBI agent. That was a real oversight.