What I’m waiting for is device-specific Google settings. For example, I want to turn off Hangouts notifications on my phone and in my browser, but receive them on my tablet. I don’t need a cacophony of every Internet-enabled device when my fiance decides to call me. Nor do I need every device going notifying me when…

hold up

I mean, they kind of explain in the article how they’re trying to land between Katamari and Noby Noby:

What exactly is supposed to do? I think this quote from Ghostbusters 2 kind of sums it up nicely.

After being a true blue Katamari cheerleader, I really wasn’t a fan of Noby Noby Boy. At all.

ok but like...how did they...cook...it?

I would bet my life those are Jammie Dodgers without their tops on. I’d steal ‘em. Yum. *Edited because ‘ie’ not ‘y’ - just noted on package within arm’s reach (eats jammie dodger).

Oh my god that sounds good. *insert Homer Simpson drool face*

Let’s do it. But then we’ll need a second one because my husband won’t let it leave the house. So, still six years of work, but we’ll have double!

I am super disappointed there’s no pattern. I would go for this.

I go to a Middle Eastern market and pick the plain full-fat yogurt in tubs. They have a bunch of brands. I figure the one with the cedar tree on it is from a Lebanese-owned company, just guessing. Labneh is the bomb. I love it. If you stir it a bit, it becomes so glossy and beautiful...

I love OITNB and to me, that was the best scene in the whole series....

I had a job interview on Friday, for a job that I really, really want, and I’m waffling back and forth between being confident, and thinking there’s no way they’re going to pick me. They’re not going to make a decision until the end of the month, and the waiting is so hard!

I spent about an hour prepping food so now I can just toss stuff together all week. I made:

YOU GUUUUYZ!! After my hair falling out due to my accident, and being holed up recovering for MONTHS, I finally had a solo girly day! Got my hair done, eyebrows waxed, and went to Sephora. Plus I did it all driving myself and WALKING without crutches!!! Feels good to be doing the everyday things I was missing out on…

Our 10 year high school reunion was supposed to be a $45 Mexican buffet in a funeral home. Not enough people bought tickets so it just got canceled. NO SHIT SHERLOCK. I can’t stop laughing.

“Man spends six years crocheting...”

At US federal minimum wage, this piece would be worth ~$5800.

He has also beat up paparazzi in the past. Very angry person.

It was kept on the DL for a really long time, it’s basically only become common gossip knowledge in the last few years because of the internet. But yeah, the transcript of what happened is horrible, and someone who acts like that doesn’t change.