It’s probably already a [badly written] fanfic. Just have to search for it.

I’m obsessed with cats, so it would probably make it more appealing to me, but....

Ha ha, for real. Not to mention that the shirt would soak up water and weigh you down.

Gonna be successful! Gonna be phenomenally successful!

Truth. The people in the photos must have some Freddie Krueger-length arms, too. I have a seriously tiny waist and am all kinds of flexible (I can do some truly gross double-jointed stuff with some of my body parts) and I had to get into a really awkward, uncomfortable position to do the trick. Also, it’s already been…

There’s a scene in Spanglish where the daughter (who is treated horribly by her mother for her weight) is in the pool in a T-shirt. I saw the movie with my own mother, and we didn’t have the best relationship about my weight. Afterwards she asked me if she was that terrible to me, and I couldn’t answer.

Yes. I enjoy reading Jezebel, but this prominent misspelling of Loretta Lynch’s name in the article is getting me down. Please fix it. Thanks.

Everyone just wants to make someone happy. That’s why people are bidding on this dress. They just want to make it happy again.

This auction started at £0.01. It is now at £1,150.00. That is over $1,800 USD. For a dress that, really, looks like a very sad shirt made out of very pretty lace in the photos.

Have you seen this?

Man, he looked so cute in Monyball. I love how his teeth looked in that movie. Is that weird?

Maybe she should stop stealing from black people tho

I’m down!

Gods bless your screen name.

Exactly. I am diabetic too (though all the “awareness” is about T2, and I am T1, so like, thanks for nothing, world!). I appreciate the sentiment, but... just don’t do it through rapping next time.

I take it off to swim... but if I am just sitting around the beach/pool, I wear the Slut shorts with a slutty tank top over it. We have a pool but it is not exactly private - there is a clear view from the building next door. I’ve considered growing bamboo shoots or something for more privacy because yeah, my mom…

Pretty much, yeah. They both seem like fun, nice dorks who just happen to be upsettingly attractive. I don’t really care if the movie is good. It’s a sci-fi drama starring Mystniss and Star Lord.

The only thing that would be better would be a Chris Pratt/Anna Farris screwball comedy.