I know this administration has always been a dumpster fire, but they really are just going hard in on the hood wearing, overt racism now, aren’t they?

The header picture looks like a drunken Jimmy Fallon just made a shockingly inappropriate suggestion to a horrified Maya Rudolph. 

Is it just me or does Fallon look completely out of it in the header image?

Your mama fell for that “May I feel” line, right?

Yeah, but he’s gonna be the asshole who screws up the ritual by mispronouncing Y’grimgfn and it’s going to melt the entire White House.

I think his best work was probably in Witchfinder General.

“...because this is how official government business is done when 53 percent of white women vote against their own self-interest...”

His plan was to Blackmail voters by withholding aid to their survival? lolo!

Okay I honestly think he’s dead and someone else is saying this shit. I am telling you this is Weekend At Trump’s. If you are still thinking about voting for this asshole fuck you. No Fuck you twice

The 25th Amendment requires the cabinet to relieve him. His entire cabinet is made up of cultists.

In what way are we doing better than other first world countries? Here are just a few ways we are doing worse than every other first world nation - none of whom will open their borders with us, as we are among the worst nations in the world for handling the coronavirus.

Conspiracy:

It’s a common misconception that sex offenders are prohibited from living near kids. Landlords may choose not to rent to them, but it’s not usually a legal thing.

I know it’s dumb, but the logic of this always bugs me (see also Wreck-It Ralph). Ryan Reynolds’ character is code, so if he’s glitching, can’t they just reset him. If he has free will and consciousness where does that possibly exist? It’s a soul and mind put into a few lines of code?

Please be here next weak for my…

I know. I didn’t mention that specifically because I was going off the top of my head but yeah, the Compromise as well as all of the legal, state sanctioned intuitional racism that the country has implemented and perpetuated since then tell me that its a mistake to try a second round of Reconstruction.

It worked in the past. Many times. Over decades.

Fucker mislead the Grand Jury and is desperate not to have everyone hear it. He can’t even create a decent coverup.

There is a constitutional difference between wishing someone dies and making a death threat. The former is free speech. The latter is not. So with that in mind, was this 1945 Time cover in bad taste? Really?

“He’s fever free, but unfortunately his current temperature is lower than we would like...”

Maybe TikTok deserves some rights, after all.