Tropicana - Orange Juice.......He has had two previous plays involving the roof..Juiced

Go Blues

“I tell ya Stoney. That’s the best fake move to second I’ve seen in all my years of baseball.”

Except the Warriors play in Oakland. San Francisco falling into the ocean would just be inconvenient.

“Boston can still win it in 6 games” Paul Pierce

Antipasto needs to work on his free throws. 

Cub fans being mean and vindictive ???? Ya hear that Steve Bartman ?

Joe Walsh is a Giants fan ? 

As a proud Weese-kon-sin-ite, go Pack go in the name of Lombardi, Favre and Starr, we had a coffee place near us named...Beaners. They lasted 1 month

Were her ducts clogged due to vaccines ?

From the first baseball introduction, from the first day of sex instruction the rule is...never take your eyes off the ball

Did they try putting his fingers in a bowl of water when he wasn’t looking ? 

“You are so ugly even your brother will not have the sex with you”

“Bag of fries with your order ?”

I am not positive and will ask my local Conservative Christian neighbor but two vaginas can’t make a baby, correct ?