All I hope for is Mississippi State, or any team, to beat Liberty “fake ass, hypocritical, satanic, I love my president” University by at least 100 points- each half.

Who loves kids ????

As an ode to the Dairy Air State, in the future the awards will be “Best Udders”, “Juiciest Hind Quarters” and “Best Cheese Cutter” 

I live near the wonderful world of Kenosha. Here is a link to the article.

“Sweep the leg Johnny”

I admit she is a stunning beauty but.....there is a reason she has so many “ex” suitors. 

He was a great umpire

Let’s imagine....Flag thrown. First and goal at the 6. Is there a guarantee the Saints win ? Asking for a friend in Seattle

Rowengardner ?

I wonder what she sounds like in the boudoir ?

Must have been the DT’s kicking in

Wait, you caught him taking a secret shit or drinking in secret ?

Wow...this is the worst of the worst. Gotta go with Ingy, she is the champ. 

I thought the prostate exam was a bit much but it’s the American way

Shout out to My Pi. The original on Clark Street in Lincoln Park was great.

Maybe if he cut his hair and shaved so he doesn’t look like one of those gol durned hippies. While I was crawling through the desert in Nam they were smoking the dope and having sex at Woodstock.

Not good 

Sadly LL Cool J and Chris O’Donnell have cancelled. Please enjoy a moment of interpretive dance with Linda Hunt