Are you questioning the eye-sight of a qualified preofessional offical ???? Take it back

Did he attend to one of the fine following Universities;

“Kiss my ass pussy” is Kanye’s song to Kim

Was Kimbo Slice involved in any way ?

Needs more Delonte West

Don’t “celebrities” use fake names to guard against stuff like this ?

I have never thought to call a hotel beforehand to inquire if a celebrity is there but I am not a professional stalker. I would think the person who arranged the room may have not been aware of how “famous” Erin Andrews is, or was. I guess you can call and convince the person “Erin Andrews is my sister/niece/whatever…

Jackie ???? That’s not a very good lacrosse name. I shall dub thee Buffychasebinford Moccia

I am sure the Coach of this fine upstanding University will give this fine young man a good talking to about his rapscallion behavior.

No friggen way Mayer doesn’t make this list. Baseball, HOT DOGS, apple pie and Chevrolet. What are you anti murikan ? Trumpy is coming for you

O’Doyle rules

They should hire that Konway Western fella, he seems to know how the Twitters thing works

“This fackin’ guy is so ovah-paid and he ate all the cannolli’s from Mikes, the bas-tahd”

Wow...just...wow

Big crowd

I can’t believe a righteous, courteus young man who has never had any violent issues conducted himself this way...

That guy Kraft ain’t sent me no mac an cheese since i be up in here.

Lick it before you stick it

ummmm...bullshit