“How do you feel about your team’s execution today, Coach McKay?”

Arsenal fans are wondering about the Oklahoma City Funder.

“Mad” has two accepted rough synonyms: “angry” and “insane”.

> busts into Dion Waiters’s pantry after a home loss to dispose of all refined sugars

Q: Which episode of “Hollywood Squares” had the lowest rating of all time?

> ... he has a reputation to downhold ...

Since the real Hamilton Nolan believes money is evil and would never ask loyal readers to provide it, I can only assume he is in dire straits as this charlatan pretends to care as much about the hallowed Jaguars as he. Fear not, Hamilton! We have seen through this fraudulent ruse and will hold fast!

Texas does not play football in Norman, they play in Dallas each year.

Still a step up from Stoke

Out of curiosity, how is Reagan taught these days?  Are “indictments” mentioned, for example?

Exactly.  After all, you know who Warren G. Harding was.

Okay, someone needs to put those on that photo of Antonio Brown.

Okay, okay, we’ll start Dwayne Haskins.

> But at least that’s a light at the end of the tunnel, and every loss brings it closer.

As long as the wickedly talented Adele Dazin will be singing, I’m sure to attend.

Isn’t the answer just “New York Jet”?

MSNBC has a bedbug quota.

Six.  The correct level of commitment to the cause is six.

It’s Louie Gohmert. There are many (many, many), but ... look, it’s Louie Gohmert.