Wait, isn’t that Drew Brees?

Pretty sure Snyder wouldn’t have any more first-down yards than Guice did.

Brandon Weeden has chosen “Yummsh” as a screen name?  Who knew?

How about “fraud?”

> “To me, it’s just a funny little stat, like a baseball stat ...”

I'm sorry, what does this have to do with VAR destroying the sanctity of football?

Wow, Group G is both wide-open and utter nonsense.

They might be Southern or Arkansas-Pine Bluff, though.

Shouldn’t the category be “Tears of a White Clown”?

> Some people are fans of the Houston Texans.

Counterpoint: yes.

This comment is over!

Fair point, but it was at least noteworthy to mention that your beverage ... advertised (correctly!) as WATER ... was, in fact ...

Wait, your WATER is too WATERY?

> The only thing more tiring than having to write the umpteenth anti-VAR post is having to witness video replay poison this wonderful sport from week to week.

Is ... is he wearing his shoes on the wrong feet?  Or is he using his left foot to accelerate because his legs are crossed?

I’m concerned that you know this.

> I’m 100% certain the Browns will win a Super Bowl before the Vikings.

> When you live in Cleveland, false hope is about the best you’re gonna get.