Thanks for the passive aggression. Yes but not on the front pages and it’s inappropriate for Dirt Bag to include an author’s passing in my opinion. The comments today are so cranky, like one of the last opportunities of 2017 to stick the elbow in.

“Several months ago, Kylie decided for herself and her child to remove herself from the family business and retire to an undisclosed small town in Southern California, where she will remain physically and emotionally close to her family, but will no longer be pursuing a life in the public eye. Kylie thanks her…

Darling, take that vacation, now. The future cannot be planned: please live your dreams soonest! 🌹🌹🌹

Counterpoint: Just blast your face with glitter and call it a day. It works. Trust me. I’m an expert in glittery things.

I hope they send Melania and Donnie a save-the-date card, but never send an invitation.

Normally I can’t stand OTT declarations of marital love (or giant blocks of text—would it kill you to use a paragraph break?), but Katherine Heigl’s message was sweet. It probably helps that she starts out by saying she’s sometimes wanted to smother Josh with a pillow in the dead of night, heh heh

Honestly at this point Kim and Kanye should just give each other gag gifts on Christmas, like the Royal Family does. I just can’t see the point of gifting someone with more money than she knows what to do with, more money.

I have gas too. Must be all the turkey and eggnog.

I read the story, saw the first comment, and thought “of course.”

The White Feminism going on in the comments is disappointing but I’m not surprised. Jessica is always talking about diversity but she doesn’t put her money where her mouth is. She has been tone deaf often on this issue. And quite frankly her calling out the lack of diversity was only after a bunch of black women on…

Darkness doesn’t travel, it’s just always there. Everywhere. Enveloping you.

THATS FUNNY 😄

So let’s talk about these Hennyritas...

i also couldn’t sex some dude 20 years older than me that isn’t attractive but whatever

I’m convinced there is some sort of conspiracy happening amongst the Dunkin Donuts in Southeast Pennsylvania as every one I have every been to here has TERRIBLE coffee, like they are using half of the grounds they are supposed to. It looks like lightly brewed tea and tastes like...not coffee.

Then all your friends died.

Although great for us, I don’t see that happening. She’s been super cagey about the pregnancy and father so far, i don;t see her bringing the baby along for the publicity ride

What about Kat? Kat Kaling. It has a ring.

I know that Jezebel is just a content mill, so reading the articles you link to isn’t like, a thing you guys do regularly, but the comments about “Zion”, the Swastika, etc, were in reference to the London Olympics, not the chess logo.

Why is SHE there?