I don’t get this desperation for a new Valve game. There’s so much content out there to consume. They’ll eventually come out with something new, but until then, make your life easier and just put them on the backburner... indefinitely.

Millennials, Gen Z-ers, Gen Y-ers... what’s next 20firsters?

No competent spelling beyond this point.

Them Pac-Man eyes...

Did Kotaku find out why it was down all day?

Let me invalidate all of the above. Rogue Warrior.

Whis is it, yards or meters? And a chain reaction of explosions? Someone’s seen too many action movies.

You can’t even what?

We’re not permitted to visit Europa.

First world problems. Can’t fix ‘em.

This is all kinds of impressive.

Or, you know, live in a home made of concrete.

Apple iHunch. You can have this one for free, Apple.

First world problems. Unsolvable.

If they export it to the US, can we call it Neil Armstrong’s Sweet Bit?

If you’d like a more traditional Fallout experience, play Wasteland 2 Director’s Cut.

If you’re gonna get Deus Ex, you might want to hold off playing it until GDDM 8.0 comes out. It’s an insane mod that adds a ton of meaningful functionality to the original game. For someone who’s played through the game a few times in the past, it just blows my mind. I’ll definitely be replaying it after the mod is…

That plexiglass sure is thick. I guess it has to be, I just didn’t think it was that thick. Cool.