A gentleman always corrects discretely, preferably in the third tier of replies, lest he be made to look somewhat of an over-zealous arse when the correction is made :)

At least it’s not Fantastic Breasts.

Look again its a small pistol/ blaster , probably Dads first , that he is giving to his daughter .

Holy shit! I want to see this movie!

I appreciate this makes me a bad person, but I’d prefer if she were more than half-naked. Possibly after having fallen into an alien baby-oil pit.

*cough*

I think I may have fallen in love with Ms. Ridley. That was adorable.

I am so glad others hate it with a passion like I do. I mean, part of my brain is telling me that it’s irrational to hate that song as much as I do, but then the rest of my brain (99.9%) tells it to shut the fuck up and get back to writing that Facebook post:

so lois walks in on the two?

There’s a smattering of new footage in this feature focusing on the film’s title song from Sam Smith:

Psht. Don’t pull my leg, Chris Carter. I refuse to believe that Mulder doesn’t have an account on every conceivable form of social media.

I think it needs to be slang for testicles in the US as well. I’m making this a thing starting today.

Ah. Thanks for explaining that. As a UK reader I had assumed that ‘royals’ was somehow slang for ‘testicles.’ Over here, pretty much everything is slang for ‘testicles.’

[RAPTUROUS APPLAUSE]

Female superhero for a Thor movie? Valkyrie? I have just the person...

But alongside Gray’s involvement comes a far bigger rumor: that Fantastic Four star Michael B. Jordan is also being attached to the film, to play none other than the lead Bounty Hunter himself.

It also looks like his junk is growing out of the top left corner of his pelvis. That’s not how mine works but maybe I’m weird.

Technically, that helmet predates WW2 by about 2500 years.

Where’s my Paternoster Gang spin-off?

That was my first thought. Maybe he thinks it’s scatological because in his original interview he said he had to use a bathroom with the things on?

Though I’m not sure he knows what “scatological” means.