We don’t care because we have these things called vacuums and carpet shampoo machines. Even if you don’t wear shoes inside on your carpet, you should still clean it.

Bunnies aren’t as cute as everyone supposes. Whats with them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses? And whats with all the carrots, what do they need such good eyesight for anyways?! Bunnies! Bunnies! It must be bunnies!!!

“No, $1000 is how much I can sell it for. I’ll give you $500. This is going to sit on my shelf for a while, and there’s not a big pro-Vader nostalgia community coming through my doors everyday. Chumlee don’t touch that!” (Chumlee slices his leg off with the lightsaber)

Hmmm, it doesn’t say how hot though.

“Bridge on the Captain!”

Not depressing, just stupid. I’m perfectly fine with a “dark” Doctor as it fits the character well. But the cute rhyming titles (and Moffat’s frequent use of “girl” for every damned thing) has gone from cloying to asinine quite fast. And the pictures of Capaldi with the guitar ... ugh.

I’ll agree with Matt Damon. You want the best director for the job.

Samantha isn’t so overweight that they’d need prosthetics. I was curious about it during the book and ran her BMI and she was BARELY in the overweight category for that. And BMI is bullshit, so if she’s only barely overweight according to that, most folks would think her weight is fine. I just wonder if they’ll…

I’m not sold on this new version of Kryten.

back when i played star wars galaxies and we didnt know what the new races in “jump to lightspeed” were, i SO wanted to make a gungan jedi.

I find it pretty telling that movie Batmen are nowhere near the detective that Adam West’s Batman was.

You americans and your weird ways. ;P

More of this! Rejoin the world of logical date order, our American illiterate cousins ;-)

That ad is from Australia, where we organise dates in the correct order - day/month/year.

I’ll say what I said to the rest who leave: So long and thanks for all the fish:

Show us her tits?

I never expected to want Aunt May to have a nude scene.

Yeah, for real. I know everyone's impressed with the Heath Ledger one - who is, admittedly, very good - but holy crap! Tom Hiddleston cosplayed himself or something!

Damit, damit, damit. I really wish I was in my 20s again as I really want to go and meet me a woman that is willing to dress up (in a comicbook costume). I could be happy the rest of my life with someone that fun. But, noooo I'm 20 years too late and now I would just be a creepy old man. (is there a costume for that?)…