it’s amazing this guy ever learned to tie his shoes.

i was SOOOO happy to tune into this last night! i hadn’t watched since jon left b/c i didn’t like trevor. leslie nailed it. i’m looking forward to seeing others jump in but leslie would be so good as the permanent host from now on. the perm host should def be female. also, from a certain angle, the statue looks like a…

i work with dementia patients & actually, the sadness is mostly on the part of patients’ loved ones. at a certain point, those suffering from the condition don’t realize it & if properly medicated for anxiety, can live relatively stress-free.  it still sucks for them but it’s really worse for their families to see…

great - more jobs for the rest of us!

i saw “the towering inferno” when i was a kid & that was it for me.  never gonna live up that high.

look tucker - i’m jingling these pretty keys for you!

he said the quiet part out loud!

atmosphere only goes so far with me.  i need a coherent plot.  & to hear the dialogue.

another reason i enjoy living in new england.  we ain’t got time for this shit.

i just finished watching this & although i guess it’s technically a horror movie (or maybe magical realism or fantasy), you could’ve taken that element out & it would be a moving piece about parental love & how no one but parents understand their feelings toward their children. others may think your child is a monster…

pirates?????

didn’t the bit about authorities tracking him down by the photo of his pizza box turn out to be untrue?

after watching the trailer, i’m def not on its wavelength.

i’m sorry i clicked on this. who fucking cares about ugly expensive clothes?

it’s just like when “religious” people get caught doing shit - their followers forgive them b/c jeebus would & they are allowed to move on without any follow-up or punishment.

hey, fruit leather beetles don’t come cheap!

not to mention the whole reichstag fire thing...

is there a chloe?

i love you!

from his lips to god’s ear.