Sure, it’s delicious, but before they’re in a prepared-for-eating state, they’re all weird as fuck.

the ocean is fucked up

And they look so damned happy when they do it. Somehow. Despite the lack of any sort of face at all.

It’s like an adorable little makeup compact come to life.

I know there are people who would never want to live in a place surrounded by cornfields, but my god, ocean animals are fucking WEIRD. I’ll keep my deer and occasional wild turkeys, thanks.

Did you know scallops can swim??

Stupidity and ignorance aren’t necessarily the same thing. The fact of the matter is that people in DeVos’s position are more often than not entirely ignorant of the actual goings-on with the people “below” them. Out of sight and out of mind. She and her PR people probably thought this would be a positive photo op of…

It’s almost as if being rich and being smart don’t necessarily go hand in hand.

Please don’t be this guy. The “well, I’m from this group and I think it’s fine” guy.

I’m also Mexican. I think it’s stupid. Obviously this is nowhere on the same level as some of the racist things people have said to my face, but that doesn’t mean I want some idiot running around in a serape all day.

Yes! Zoe Kravitz and Jemima Kirke have this too! I’m an old millenial (31) and also have arm tattoos. While the decision to get each one was kind of spontaneous, the designs, placements, and scale in relation to each other and my body were very much thought out.

Also his opening line is some bullshit nerd fantasy trope that’s been around since, like, the 50s “oh the jock has the girls now because of his looks but I’ll get them later with my com-pu-ter money!”

No, asshat. People want to be in a relationship with a likable person not just a bank account or good looks. Get a…

Don’t bring it up. Live well below your means. When you find that person to share your life with- propose with a huge fucking rock, then take her to your mansion in Paris and tell her that you were always rich, but you wanted her to fall in love with you, not your money.

Everything about The Nerd From High School Grown Up’s letter rubs me the wrong way. Let’s start off by finding out from your exes why your relationships failed. The fact that they dated you for up to two months means they tried to give you a chance. Either you are dating women you are incompatible with or there are…

Cool your jets man guy, I’m already planning our wedding ceremony.

It is to me. Hell, I’ll marry that guy right now

Not only did Hitler use chemical weapons, sarin gas was initially discovered and developed as a weapon by Nazi Germany.

Is Spicer drunk, forgetful or just unimaginably shitty as his job?

JBH (native Oregonian), their donuts are sugar flavored flour blobs fed almost exclusively to tourists. The sell donuts so people can take an instagram pic, not because they taste particularly good.

Try being 7 1/2 hours apart. Monday-Friday. For 13 years. Because my job is too good to quit and hers is also too good to quit.