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Every year for Christmas, since we don’t really have family in town, we go to the home of our very good family friends, the Smiths. The Smiths like cooking, so the food is always very good, although traditionally very meat centric. One year when I was in high school, Mr. Smith made a turducken (chicken stuffed inside

But seriously

I stand by the dead man I've had a crush on since puberty.

If it helps, I'm from Tucson AZ and everyone there knows a) how to pronounce "jalapeño" as well as many other food-related Spanish words, and b) Phoenix is the WOOOORST. It's like LA without the beach or the industry, but with all the traffic. And it's always like 10 degrees hotter there. Don't go to Phoenix.

Ancient Runes!!! But I have some serious questions about the evolutionary origins of wizards and magic. Like do the rules of natural selection apply here? Or is the answer just "god did it?"

Agree. Besides the whole Death Eater thing, what man in his thirties bullies an 11-16 year old just because he looks like some dick he knew in school? An immature asshole. That's who.

That side-mullet is pretty fly...

In velvet no less!

Heard of this one?

Obviously you're not a golfer.

McConassiance. New favorite word/time period.

Congratulations I choked on my coffee

But her reaction is the best.

Also Tony Leung. That man.

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Thanks for the afternoon pick-me-up

DEAD FROM CUTE

One time I heard a dementor kissed her, and it died.