Stef Schrader
stefschrader
Contributor, Jalopnik. 1984 "Porschelump" 944 race car, 1971 Volkswagen 411 race car, 2010 Mitsubishi Lancer GTS.
2:20 AM
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Man, I’m a sweaty sweatball. I have to go for the high-powered stuff and it never comes in the fun scents! I’m lucky if I can find lavender or something.

2:15 AM
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That’s a good mom, haha. I wouldn’t feel right keeping something that pricey, but I like the sentiment.

1:37 AM
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Ha, I was just ranting about this today as I noted all the larger houses for rent up north with no garage. (Seriously, y’all get snow and crap—what the hell?)
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1:32 AM
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They’re cookie cutters! You can find those all day long for sale way cheaper than $600 a rim. I even got one shiny refinished rim as a spare for the Lemons car that was like, $150 or whatever. Cookies are great, plentiful and cheap since everyone drools over the Fuchs instead.

1:31 AM
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IT’S MY PARSH! (Except in black...and mostly intact.) I love seeing good parsh get saved and it’s even better that it’s for a good cause.
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1:28 AM
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It’s a relative bargain if you do it all yourself, but nice cleaning products aren’t cheap, either.

1/23/20
10:46 PM
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Me too, haha. I should really pitch them some jalop-like things, but I’ve been way too slammed with the full-time search and other projects lately.

1/23/20
10:45 PM
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Went to Duff’s, had the hottest (don’t remember the name), left unsatisfied, wanting the local wing bar who has a ghost chili sauce that kicks my butt.
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1/23/20
10:39 PM
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I like the idea of a burnout contest. I like burnouts, but there’s a time and a place and it’s not on a public road. Disperse the crowds hanging out near the exits and move them to a dedicated, safe burnout pad.

1/21/20
4:47 PM
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Seriously. Hillary Clinton needs to go away and never be heard from again. The last person on earth I want to hear from right now is the petty has-been who managed to lose to the senile reality-show doofus who’s currently being impeached. Accept your part in turning the United States into an international Read more

1/21/20
12:44 PM
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That’s a good solution, IMHO. So many parents think phones are a safety item anymore, preventing Lil’ Timmy from getting stranded without their leash to The [Parental] Man. That was the rationale for setting me loose with a flip phone in high school, anyway.
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1/21/20
12:08 PM
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Ha! No. Some at the other mag are Jalop readers. Hung out with the Auto Test bunch a couple years ago and they all knew what we did. Jalopnik’s a big deal, I guess.