Italian guy here, I can confirm this is funny even for me

I have the weirdest boner right now

Wait, what if I were riding a ray of light...?

Of course, he violated the second rule of how not to be seen. He stood up.

Well stop giving it a handjob then, let it finish on your face. Problem solved.

It's painted in that crafty F-4 Phantom camouflage.

Fitting the New York map looks like a giant middle finger.

There's something right about a picture taken by someone named "Schutter."