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*Transposes sentiments to western women trying to "save" Muslim women from their oppression*

You must not have seen Joan Rivers roast. Gilbert Gottfried did a 10 minute bit about Rbin Quivers father molesting her as a child (which is apparently true). People laughed at first, then the amount of laughter tapered off to about none about 3 minutes in. And you could tell not a person in the room wasn't horrified

BRO DO YOU EVEN SCIENCE?

Does JEZEBEL have a 24/7 Margaret Thatcher alert in order to throw anyone under the bus who mentions her name?

Yup. Yes. Indeed. This is a completely acceptable response. THANKS INTERNET!

Add to that the fact that the youtube video came out over 3 years ago.

It's actually a compliment. It means she thinks you have a Jewish soul. A lot of us Jews were raised to feel like outsiders. We were raised to feel that the world hated us and didn't understand us. And then, sometimes we come across someone SO cool — so all the things we think of as Jewish (left wing, involved in

Hahaha

Awesome Orange is storing some seeds before starting Monsanto therapy, because ze looks forward to having seedlings one day, but Orange's tree is still taking it kind of hard.

The Annoying Orange also came out this week, saying it has identified as an apple since harvest and will begin transition in September by taking Monsanto chemicals.