I don’t like this youthful cheek coming from Joe’s account. It steals Kamala’s thunder. Kamala is our young hip Vice President and any content that young people relate to should be posted on her account.

Not the real Tomato, no. But I was active concurrently with Tomato back in 2019. At that time my work was routinely mistaken for Tomato’s. Occasionally Tomato would appear and take credit for something I had written. That’s the highest honor a troll can receive. I cherish those memories.

So that’s it then. I’m assuming Splinter will also be on WordPress if and when it’s relaunched. The Dream is over.

Summer of 2024 will see the tenth anniversary of the creation of tomato trolling by TomatoFace. My aspiration as a TomatoFace scholar was to keep the art form alive on the Gawker successor sites for a…

Kylie is turning into a watered-down version of Crystal Jewell. What was the point of banning Crystal if the staffers were going to adopt Crystal’s shtick? Do they regret losing the reader engagement that Crystal brought? It’s undeniable that commenter traffic declined precipitously in the wake of Crystal’s departure.

So many brilliant American women, dishonored and devalued. It makes me SO ANGRY. That’s why I’m considering not voting in this year’s election. How else can I hit back at America’s sick misogyny?   I can see no other way.

Both parties send all of Crystal’s tax dollars to Ukrainian President Zelenskyy and do nothing to alleviate her credit card debt to help her pay for the updated COVID-19 vaccine inoculation, which is no longer free. That’s what she said.

None of Crystal’s progressive friends in the state of Iowa are voting. America’s two-party system is a fake democracy which offers only senile male perverts as candidates.  That’s what she said.

Going by that math, actually voting for Trump is TWO votes for Trump.   Amazing.

I was at the rally. I took the opportunity to speak to female American graduate student Crystal Jewell. Crystal is convinced there’s no point in voting. American democracy is broken and she won’t waste any more of her time on it.  That’s what she said.

Trumpists are so dumb. They think highlighting Nikki’s similarities to Hillary Clinton will decrease Nikki’s mass appeal. They’re WRONG. It’s just the opposite. Similarity to Hillary Clinton is exactly what moderate voters crave. That’s why Nikki’s popularity is surging.

Where are the custom profile pics? Everyone has generic Kinja pics now.

I agree that it’s unclear how much Nikki has moderated on abortion, but isn’t that a good thing?   The great politicians have a knack for being all things to all people. Ronald Reagan had it. So did Barack Obama.  Nikki is showing she has some of it too.

Lots of DeSantis partisans swear they’ll never vote for Nikki. Maybe some are all talk and no action, but I think some mean what they say.

Are Nikki and Hillary really that different on abortion? Hillary’s policy is abortion should be “safe, legal, and rare.” How is that different from Nikki? Just like Hillary, Nikki must perform a tricky balancing act to placate the extremists in her party, but I can’t help suspecting her real instincts on abortion…

I’m seeing a LOT of DeSantis voters on Twitter saying they’re switching to RFK Jr. They say Nikki Haley is no different from Hillary Clinton. Is that true? It would make me look more favorably on Nikki if it were.

Obvious omissions: King Crimson’s Red, Blue Oyster Cult’s Secret Treaties, Hawkwind’s Hall of the Mountain Grill, Camel’s Mirage.

We wouldn’t be having this problem if Biden had kept his promise to step aside and let Kamala Harris run the country.

Crystal Jewell got better responses but her discussion threads were destroyed when she was banned. What a shame. I recall Crystal got well over 100 replies to her complaint last January about Zelenskyy taking money away from Julia’s Christmas gifts. Mammoth thread by today’s standards in the Gawkerverse. I know you…

Just like Bernie, RFK Jr. relies 100% on individual donations from you, the voter. RFK Jr. doesn’t want celebrity money because he doesn’t want to be beholden to anyone or anything except you, the voter.