Secretary of Defense

I love when Kyrsten Sinema proves the haters wrong. They’re constantly online calling Kyrsten a DINO and saying it makes no difference if Republicans take her Senate seat, but they get awfully quiet on days like today.

I would never be brave enough to do what Jussie did. He put his personal freedom at stake and shined a light into some dark corners that need cleaning. In a way, I’m proud of him. Because it doesn’t necessarily matter that this event didn’t happen. It matters that it could happen. That’s the real issue here. So good…

Masterclass is right.  I hope Kamala Harris is taking notes.

What even is this? I come to Deadspin for the hottest takes on sports, not rants about President Biden’s ineffectiveness or the plight of the Uyghurs.

I never thought about it but a black hole is like the ultimate absorbent paper towel.

illegaltoilet, you coward, you dismissed my post mocking Medicare For All and now it sits in my comment history making me look like I believe Medicare For All is both popular and a good idea. I believe neither and I want to get that on the record. Motherfucker.

Okay, chicken-fucker.

Rich hippies are the WORST. Nobody liked them in the 1960s and nobody wants them back.

I don’t think anyone is against folks taking some time to drop out and recreate the 1960s hippie experience. It’s just that we don’t want to hear a literal prince advocating it.

medicare for all is an INSANELY popular idea with a majority of americans

President Joe Biden’s lack of imagination is making the pandemic worse.

Prince Harry is the least credible hippie ever.

I wouldn’t wipe my ass on this book. I have too much respect for my ass. RG3 is a scumbag who blames everybody but himself for his failures.

If you enrage the liberal college educated Democrats, they will sit out the election and Republicans win just like in 2016.

Pandering to an age group that doesn’t vote enough will yield little political benefit?

The unfortunate reality is we Democrats will lose the working class vote if student debt is cancelled.

The Steelers ought to trade for Minshew. Tyler Huntley would be better though. But they’ll probably end up overbidding for DeShaun Watson.

It’s called suspension of disbelief. You think anybody cared that Sean Connery had a Scottish accent in every movie? No.

I hate to say this but I think Trump is probably telling the truth.