The most significant way ‘Suicide Squad’ affects the DCEU is that it should now be rebooted.

LOL WUT?

It’s weird. Man of Steel had Metropolis demolished, in excruciating detail (something Snyder still thinks people overreacted at). So BvS went out of its way to say “abandoned island” or “city’s evacuated” to avoid criticism. Here...Midway City is destroyed, but it’s all off-screen and not really addressed. In 24 hours…

LOL at that point they’re normally referred to as “welfare cheats”.

“OH yeah, $0.00 since you’re pro-birth. Fuck ‘em once they’re born.” Except he’d fuck ‘em even before they’re born, because he’d deny the mother healthcare, which means he’d deny the precious life he’s so on the side of. Because that’s communist shit, and he’s not about that.

Absolutely! Serious question, can a woman give up a child because the he or she is born with incredibly severe, painful birth defects? How would this even happen? Which agency? There are countless women/families who simply do not have the resources of time, money, and emotional support to adequately care for some of…

The problem is, he doesn’t say he’s anti-abortion, he says he’s pro-life. But then he’s in support of the death penalty. So he clearly does not stick to his convictions and is inconsistent on the matter of whether “life” is to be protected at all costs.

Dear Marco Rubio, Fuck you. (Back to the Olympics.)

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

“If I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life,” he said.

I’m guessing he’s going to err on the side of life, but not err on the side of making sure women who are forced to have babies with birth defects are then provided with the medical and financial resources necessary to care for a child with life-long special needs.

Seriously?! Not just all of this ridiculousness, but you DIDN’T GO WITH YOUR WIFE WHEN SHE WAS COMPETING IN THE OLYMPICS?!?! How many Superbowls did you make her sit through? She literally competes one week every four years. WTF?

If anything Mitch should be described as Corey’s husband, since the Bears don’t do anything worthwhile these days.

Removing two of the more charismatic actors from the show is truly baffling.

Maybe... Just maybe

that vacation days one is seriously baffling to me. did everyone just black GWB’s ranch from their minds???

Seems to me they euthanized the wrong goddamn animal >:(

He’s either cheating on her or he’s actually playing Pokémon Go until 5 a.m.

io9 is total Marvel fanboys, man. They crap all over DC and it’s a conspiracy.