If anyone is looking for me I'm on Twitter at @radiofreekruzr. May read once in a blue moon, but focusing my energies elsewhere.

It makes me giddy with joy that this exists.

#welp.

I'M JUST ASKING OKAY.

Something incredibly, depressingly predictable.

Picture, if you will, a guy in his... *gulp* mid-thirties, cheerily minding his own business at work, typing away at one of several computers at his desk, sipping his coffee. He is dressed fairly conservatively; navy pants and a nice light blue shirt were the order of the day, mostly due to being what happened to be…

I don't believe "GTFO" has been better done since Uncle Phil and Jazz.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.

I'm just curious if we have any interest in liveblogging/drinking this this evening, as this will likely be the only way I watch it.

So Kinja seems to be doing this thing to me where the stylesheet for pages seems to take a while to load — like, you get weirdly-formatted text for a few seconds and then it sort of fixes itself (live, while you're looking at it). It also seems to do this if I change tabs and then change back. It feels like a weird…

Make your predictions here, folks. As an Irish fan who is sick of SEC bluster I was pretty jazzed about Nebraska beating Georgia today but I'm not super invested in this one beyond it being very likely to be great football. I think I'm rooting Stanford? I dunno.

THE FOOD TRUCKS ARE NOT HERE ON MASS AVE BY NORTH CAPITOL.

Noted gasbag Noel Sheppard of Newsbusters seems to have caught Kathy Griffin in the act of debased vulgarity, guys. Let's take a look.