Um...? In what world is jazz hands not an insult?!

Tyson was probably just making a rhetorical point

... rated to stop bullets fired from an AK-47. It also has bluetooth!

Fuck this column. But I am beginning to question the effectiveness of this protest. The only thing it has done successfully is to piss off white people who think the flag is being disrespected.

Only because then you have to kick out everyone that you disagree with. I do not agree with what they are saying, but they have a right to be asshats without threat of imprisonment. This is basic bill-of-rights stuff. They want attention, just ignore them.

Okay, I agree with your list. They can suck dicks. But I also just read several posts who suggests doing away with anyone who voted for an R instead of a D. This is a big problem, and I’m losing track of who the bad guys are.

::looks at modern America::

I’m certain the folks who terminated civil rights advocates felt exactly the same way.

Lets hope not, if a university as prestigious as Harvard would expel a student for having a view that they don’t agree with (or makes them look bad) then the conservatives are right. Even Google was very clear that the reason for the termination was for creating an unsafe workspace, I don’t see how Harvard could make…

Anyone living better than me is rich, anyone less is poor.

One is okay because it fits their victim narrative, the other is not because it does not fit their empowerment narrative.

“We need more gun control!”

There are a lot of white victims killed by police everyone ignores. It’s ignored so much black people think white people dont get killed by cops.

Body cams that can be turned off by the wearer are pretty fucking pointless.

Because feminists on Jezebel are the equivalent of men’s rights activists on 4chan.

Also insurance won’t cover your medical bills because your idiocy is on you.

They wouldn’t need to invent seemingly nonsensical reasons if people stopped making such a big deal out of it.

Well, especially ‘cause impalement is the last thing you’d expect from a mace. Bludgeoning, sure... crack their skull like a glass eggshell. But for impalement, with a mace, you gotta work.

“I was publicly lynched,”

The right does get outraged about stupid shit all the time. Which is why we mock them for it. We always point out how idiotic it is that the people who whine about “snowflake colture” are also the very same people who’ll throw a shitfit every time things go only 98% their way instead of 100%.