Honestly, that swing is sweeter than some major leaguers’.

The same thing people get out of watching reality TV?

I’d like to believe your last paragraph but this is Stan Kroenke, whose teams are barely competitive (just wait, AFC fans, Arsene will leave and it will all go to shit) and not lavish spenders.

LJ wasn’t an NFL bust.

Lame. Give in to your anger! Let the hate flow through you!

“Good.” -Seattle residents

I went to an Indians Old-Timers game in 1989 or so. Super Joe Charboneau, Boog Powell, Spaceman Lee, and Al Hrabrosky were there, I remember.

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

On a seperate note: If this is real... Never Forget:

The difference between you girlfriend telling everyone about your small dick and her posting a picture of it on Facebook.

Maybe he can talk about how much corporations waste on buying shitty NFL football games.

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

I hate everything about tribal tattoos

I have to channel it here because RAW right now is, um...let’s go with sub-standard. Credit to Roman Reigns though, he had tremendous heel heat tonight...oh wait, he’s the face.

GO BACK TO AV CLUB.

Brother v. brother (literally) in the Good Friday Massacre:

Mock Jim Tomsula ALL you want. Dude had his contract paid off when he was fired. He made $14-million for coaching one miserable year of football. Do you know how much Costco instant mashed potatoes $14-million buys? Jim Tomsula does!

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

This is Adequate Man, not I Spent $500 On Snow Tires And Probably Also Didn't Use Underwear As A Washcloth This Morning Man.