Cause that's what a vibrator is for, plus said lady friend hopefully does not follow it up with "The orgasms I've had with you were good, but that was just amazing."

I've heard being a gopher is also advantageous.

Thunderdome?! How dare you, Sir and Lady.

I may have to check the internet rulebook but I think you may have invoked Godwin's Law by attempting a stealth Godwin's Law violation.

Wow, emasculated by an Amusement Park ride. That's a relationship killer.

I'd give him my money.

Why? Lets face it. If you're a programmer and its 2012 and you're working on AIM, you gave up on life a long time ago.

Not growing up in a place with deer I couldn't understand why people would think there pests...until the day I went mountain biking came around a particularly technical turn and came face to face with a deer placidly eating in the middle of the goddamn singletrack. I basically had to ditch off the side of a mountain…

Who spent all day cramming Soy Protein supplements down their throats. Hey whatever, you can do that, but it just seems like a lot of extra work to me.

That's always my problem with studies like this. If you tell me the guy eating the extra red meat is also running ~30 miles a week and powerlifting I might get worried, but lets face it. He's probably not. He's probably the kind of guy that's also more likely to die in a fire from the grill he has on top of the mini…

So...wait. That brown sugar maple bacon I had this morning didn't come out of the pig like that?

That sounds about right, although I'd go as far as saying Steampunk as most people present it more an aesthetic than a genre. I mean the only thing that Steampunk seems to have in common is sort of Victorian futuristic approach to technology, but in most cases it seems like this approach has no bearing on how the…

Nah, I don't think so. He thought he was hot shit before and this sudden inexplicable fame has apparently just made it worse.

FYI: Kitty Glitter is a dude. My BF is in a writing workshop with him. He is by all accounts, very strange.

Way ahead of you...

Pre-distressed jeans are so 1996. Raw Indigo if you please, wear it on your body.

Man, I keep trying to explain stuff like this to people I know who go on Juice cleanses to get rid of "toxins". Everyone just wants easy answers. This good, that bad. People seem unwilling to deal with complexity.

So corn is a vegetable right?

I would prefer they recylced Space: Above and Beyond

Yeah unfortunately "genre TV" has been narrowed to paranormal shows and urban fantasy. The only thing left on TV with spaceships seems to be Falling Skies.