NBC lacks an unqualified palate for fava beans and a big Amarone.

#notallduggars

"HANNIBAL? CANCELLED?! SHIT, YOU JUST ACTIVATED MY TRIGGER WARNING."

He took the train to flavortown and now he's a..Food Network all star.

I ain't your Challah-back girl, dude.

"Out for Blood" - Mesita
"Chrysanthemums" - Gardens & Villa
"In the Army Kid" - of Montreal
"Anyone, Everyone" - Hospital Ships
"Chores" - Animal Collective
"Golden Years" - Brothertiger
"Especially Me" - Low
"Is It Too Deep for You?" - Porcelain Raft
"White Wind" - School of Seven Bells
"Nocturne" - Wild Nothing
"Nothing To…

I once bludgeoned Guy Fieri into a comatose state with a strategically thrown loaf of bread.

Doin' it for the nookie = Doin' it for the Cancer AIDS

So wait, you're not a fan of John Oliver and yet you care enough to watch the video and then make an outlandish accusation of post-colonialist snobbery towards the people of said former colony— when really the précis of John Oliver's argument/ire/comedic routine was solely focused on Jack Warner and asking him to come…

"Please Visit Your National Parks" - Oxford Collapse
"Totally True" - Violens
"Prominence" - Heavenly Beat
"Violet Furs" - The Whigs
"Colony Glen" - Gardens & Villa
"Lovers" - Brothertiger
"Drifting In and Out" - Porcelain Raft
"Keep It Clean" - Camera Obscura
"Hotel Riverview" - Vietnam
"Archaic Smile" - Wye Oak
"Biding My…

Oh man, I can't believe I did that. LOL.

..I don't know why, but I totally read this in Bubba from Forest Gump's voice.

…Why do I have this unsettling feeling that someone is going to make a Lex Luger gimmick account.

I know. But I felt like posting this because.. um.. I'm hungry for cock.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

I resemble that remark!

Lately I've been feeling constipated
A laxative is what I'm seeking
I take a taste of what's below
Come away to something better
What I want is what I've not got
And what I need
Is all around me
Reaching searching never stop
And I'll say…

I remember going to see that live action remake (?) of How The Grinch Stole Christmas movie (with Jim Carrey as the Grinch) with my parents and well we all.. loved it. We thought it was a charming Christmas movie (and hilarious I suppose, if you enjoy shallow materialistic comedies chock full of unlikable people), we…

Chris Pratt's ass is so delicious. Mm.

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