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Honestly, when it comes to the size of penis— I'm not a huge fan of the titanodicks. The bigger the dick, the more painful it is for the bottom. I'd much prefer an average sized penis. I don't need a python patrolling my anal mangrove swamp with the intent to suffocate every ounce of pleasure from my being. I can…

Here lies idiotking: He Spared The Rod For Not One Twink

#winning
#eagerlywaitsforwhovian

♫Go on, take everything
Take everything
I want you to bake me a cake
Go on, take everything
Take everything
Take everything
I want you to bake me a cake♫

No man, the cake is a LIE.

That's like eating your cake and having it too!

And when you find that special girl, you'll be gifted with 40 acres and a mule.

I'm impressed you were able to create this firstie with only your right hand.
That takes talent.

Savage Love

The platypus respectfully disagrees.

And if it's actual historical programming, odds are the programming in question is going to be WWII related. The History Channel has long had a fascination with Hitler and D-Day, while the rest of history often finds itself relegated to the cobweb-encrusted dustbin.

"harridan, shrew, dragon, vixen"

That termagant is such a harlot!

Hey! Charlie Murphy!

Really, really good. Perhaps one of their best albums in this particular decade. And definitely up there with the likes of The Warning and Made in the Dark. It's got plenty of danceable tracks, some ballads, interspersed with moments of some hip hop and R&B, and has lots of typical Hot Chip goodness to satisfy and…

"Bedbugs and Ballyhoo" - Echo & the Bunneymen
"Strange Relationship" - Prince
"You Were Too Old for Me" - Pas/Cal
"I'll Build You a Fire" - Seabear
"Blues from a Gun" - The Jesus and Mary Chain
"Started Right" - Hot Chip
"Jekyll" - Hiatus Kaiyote
"Colours to Life" - Temples
"#1 Hit Jam" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre

Pontiac G69.

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When you go Rwanda Congo
Take me on a cultural appropriation tour
Take me on a truck to Darfur
Take me where you would go