The fact that they are using a One Direction song means that the producers/big wigs/etc involved in this shitfest are really desperate (I'm sure they are fully aware this will be a suckfest) and really, really want to make sure that they attract droves of teenage girls to this movie like moths to the flame.

How can you have a Jem And The Holograms trailer and not include synth-heavy 80's music? And why has it been replaced with treacly feel-good 2000's music that would be more ideal when paired with a Nicholas Sparks' movie?

The fact that you're a fellow white male has already dictated the fact that you have an innate, inborn ability of hating yourself, with no need of further validation from Jezebel.

This is kinda totally off topic, but a couple of years back Jezebel gave us this fascinating look inside the hellish workplace of Lisa Frank & co— of it's precipitous rise and equally dramatic fall: http://jezebel.com/inside-t…

To a third wave feminist, irony is much like a black fly in your chardonnay.

Psh. Fourth wave feminisim? How quaint.

I don't know, I've always kinda enjoyed the voice acting in SOTN. It was very hammy, no doubt. But it also had a great deal of emotion, of feeling, that made you feel like you were actually a part of the story of the game. Too many games today have voice acting that is just so flat, so unfeeling, that it leaves me…

Followed closely by Super Metroid.

"Tribute!?! You steal men's souls and make them your slaves!"

"It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute."

Because it rubs The Battle of Mohács on the skin or it gets the hose again.

You're right. I should've definitely attributed the song to Kate Bush as well. My bad.

Thank you, kind sir!

Today Is My Birthday Shuffle Mix Because I Can
"Magic Spells" - Crystal Castles
"The Purple Bottle" - Animal Collective
"Whir" - Smashing Pumpkins
"Yo Yo Bye Bye" - WHY?
"Systematic Fuck" - Total Control
"Panic Attacks Are What Make Me "Me" " - A Sunny Day In Glasgow
"Snowbird" - M. Ward
"Breathing Underwater" - Hiatus Kaiyote
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New Wu-Tang Clan perfume: C.R.E.A.M.

Ask and ye shall receive: http://blogs.indiewire.com/…

[faints dead away]

I completely agree.

I had to sadly upvote this because my parents, who are in their mid 60s and are total parrot heads, go to at least one Jimmy Buffet concert a year with all their old friends. And all of them get beyond trashed in the same process.

..Wait, am I doin' this right?