Take This Quiz About Your Feeble Disney Childhood and Your Obsession With Cats To See How Much Of A Soulless Robot You Really Are the series.

"We work at Tyson for shit wages and have TWO Taco Bells! This is progress! If you be so kind Julio, please pass the potato oles with nacho cheese sauce for I feel the need to poop."

The slow-down version of Gimme Pizza is straight up nightmare fuel.

♫Give me the first taste, let it begin heaven cannot wait forever♫

Would you prefer a Lemon Party avatar instead?

"I crossed the Rubicon for this?!"

OH YEAH BABY, RIDE THAT BEAR. RIDE IT HARD.

Why do I have this sinking feeling that your dislike of his physical appearance is somehow racist in nature..

Personally, I blame the CEO of Tits.

"We Were Born The Mutants Again With Leafling" - Of Montreal
"Arcade Blues" - Neon Indian
"Passing Afternoon" - Iron & Wine
"Sister Ray" - The Velvet Underground
"Forever" - The Circulatory System
"Hilltop Procession (Momentum Gaining)" - The Olivia Tremor Control
"Eulogy To Lenny Bruce" - Nico

"Spanish Caravan" - The Doors
"She Touched The Sky" - The Asteroid #4
"Together & Down" Benoit Pioulard
"Indian Summer" Beat Happening
"Come Down Softly to My Soul" - Spacemen 3
"Things behind the Sun" - Nick Drake
"Always Mine" - The Morning After Girls
"Who Can Stop the Rain" - Thompson Twins
"Dragonfly" - Dead Meadow
"War"…

If it's constantly played on the World Cafe it must be good!

Lifetime: Empowering Television For Women

You're not a true bro until you attempt to ride a runaway golf cart, play hacky sack, and form a drum circle.. AT THE SAME TIME.

Today is the day children in which we are commanded to anoint our unclean flesh with patchouli oil, while we are led in procession to an Arcadian temple by a haggardly priest who is clothed in the sacred Grateful Dead 1972 Tour tie-dye t-shirt that bears a Shroud of Turin-esque resemblance to Jerry Garcia during the…

#whoviandownvoteisahelluvadrug

Thanks for rushing on my run, Internet.

Much like Don Henley, I too like to live my life in the fast lane.

It totally was.

(Armond White looks at post and makes muffled evil-sounding laughter)