Paul Blart III: Norbit Boogaloo

[Virtual Boy sheds a single tear]

♫Giving obscene amounts of money to Super PACs will spoil the broth♫

Username/Comment synergy.

Do you guys want some grapes?

(plays The Jefferson's theme song)

SHOOT THE J! SHOOT IT!

Game. Blouses.

He needs to purify himself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

I heard that he was last seen in the emergency room experiencing a devastating heart attack (among thousands), but in an effort to save him the paddles became jammed when his epic levels of cholesterol underwent rapid mutation and it became a plaque-filled monster that was similar in appearance to that bacteria…

Or if you're at a Cubs games at Wrigley Field, you can always wiz into your beer cup when the waiting line for the bathrooms becomes an interminable experience.

That's a helicopter?

He was the perfect sidekick. He was fun, charming, and delightfully campy for a sidekick of his nature.

And he made the early seasons of Burn Notice the guiltiest, most enjoyable of pleasures.

Let alone things like "animal rights."

And the rest of that percentage goes to watch bullfights via torrents.

What a travesty.

The die.

The state of my head: Amphetamines. Pleasure. Euphoria. That tingling sensation that feels soooo good. Addictive behavior. Clowns.

If the meth is willing, DP will be had.