*shakes Magic 8 Ball*
Signs point to.. yes.

"Four hostile newspapers are more to be feared than a thousand bayonets." - Napoleon

Oh no, I was merely exaggerating when I made that insipid comparison. Nor did I ever imply that he was acting holier-than-thou. I get that it might be an honest attempt at a question about masturbation and beards, but it still feels like a naive attempt at said question. I really meant no offense to MontyPark. But it…

Oh yeah, its a great album. No doubt.

Ha ha.

Last Sunday night, I made some pasta carbonara. I based my recipe on Giada's pasta carbonara that she has in her handy dandy cookbook, but I made a few substitutions to suit.. whatever I had in the pantry/fridge at the time. Instead of spaghetti, I used orecchiette which actually suited the creamy egg sauce quite…

What you gonna do when you get out of jail?
I'm gonna have some fun
What do you consider fun?
Fun, natural fun
(funky riff, chunky beats)

"Queen For A Day" - Donna Summer
"One For You" - The Knife
"Pleasure of Love" - Tom Tom Club
"Curse of the Witches" - Strawberry Alarm Clock
"Feel the Drip" - Black Moth Super Rainbow
"Memorymix" - The Brian Jonestown Massacre
"Heavy and Dead" - CULT OF DOM KELLER
"You Are Always Loved" - Quest for Fire
"Vowels = Space and…

"Would that also help if I stopped masturbating?" ..Is…is that a serious question?!

"Dude, like you remember when Nickleback was the shiznit in the early 2000's? Did you lookit this photograph and think to yourself, "Damn, I feel so nostalgic!" I know I did!"

Neither did Ash and his prepubescence.

Ash is revealed to be a vampire! Watch Ash turn into stone!

I love to sax to sax you, baby.

Don't skin me alive, scary heading picture.

Wait, there are two O'Neils?

"Why are you trying to seduce my best friend, Mrs Robinson..I mean mom!?"

..Which is still better than having The AV Club review that godawful Grumpy Cat Christmas movie on Lifetime.

[Spike Lee angrily retweets Zombified Marvin Gaye's address]

So, in other words, the Terminator series is like the Pharrell/Robin Thicke of movies?

"Come with me if you want to live" said the actress trying to be as campy as fuck but fails ignominiously in the same process.